Thursday, February 18, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
at de doctras
a ol man wos morryed tu a yung wuman
thay wos at de doctras fer a chekub an de doctra seys - ol man i nead a samble af yur pess an shet
de ol man louks et hiz yung wive an seys - wha ded he sey
de yung wive roles hir iiis an seys
doctra seys he wans a pare af yur undrapants
thay wos at de doctras fer a chekub an de doctra seys - ol man i nead a samble af yur pess an shet
de ol man louks et hiz yung wive an seys - wha ded he sey
de yung wive roles hir iiis an seys
doctra seys he wans a pare af yur undrapants
we i wos avin a shet
i wos avin a shet en de toylet af arbeys fasd foud tuday
man en cubeckel nex dour seys -helo m8 howe ar yu
UH
- i seys im olrite m8
he seys ets nat a bad dey tuday es et
UH
- i seys ya et mite rane lader
nex theng he seys - so wha ar yu ub tu m8
UH
- i seys im jus aven a shet m8
nex theng he seys - sorey m8 i av tu cal yu bak sum cund en de cubeckel nex dour ansers evarytheng i assk
fuken UH
man en cubeckel nex dour seys -helo m8 howe ar yu
UH
- i seys im olrite m8
he seys ets nat a bad dey tuday es et
UH
- i seys ya et mite rane lader
nex theng he seys - so wha ar yu ub tu m8
UH
- i seys im jus aven a shet m8
nex theng he seys - sorey m8 i av tu cal yu bak sum cund en de cubeckel nex dour ansers evarytheng i assk
fuken UH
de axersise gymneseum
i wos at a axersise gymneseum wunce yu kno an i spaynt a hole huor at wun mashene
et dun evorytheng
sneckers..mors bors..melky weys....rowlows...
et dun evorytheng
sneckers..mors bors..melky weys....rowlows...
shoud i gif up smoken
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
de skaryesd felm evor
i wos niver sow skared as tha felm bout de anorexicks en de hauledey cemp cos et giv mi nitemears fer weaks aftra seang wha kan haben wen yu dond wan 2 ete foud
i thenk et wos caled oustwich - de natseys an de fineal sowlushon
i thenk et wos caled oustwich - de natseys an de fineal sowlushon
Monday, January 25, 2010
im goen on rale dite
trixs liposukshon meetbals
bom skare
i foun a sanwitsh bu et had 2 wyres comen frum et
i wos jus abou tu ete et bu than i remambrad te cartunes wit bugs buney an te xpolden bom en hiz mowth
waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh i thot tu miself meybe osmaber ben layden thru et awey
sow i wrang de poelese an som dumy ansered tha cooden tolk rite
i seys poelese halp i av foun a sanwitsh wit 2 wyres steken frum et du yu thenk ets a bom ...
...poeleseman asted mi ef et was ticken
sow i luked bu et wos beaf uh
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