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Thursday, February 18, 2010

a goud dawg es betor yan a tishue



an hiz tung es nise an ruff

dawg jus wans tu leck mi cok al dey nowe cos i ownley fead et mi jiz

Monday, February 1, 2010

wha movey stor woud be yu ef ther wos a felm maid bout yu

TRIXOLAS CAGE


du yu wan tu wobel mi belley


ets a nu tipe af axersise fer tonen up mi belley

Friday, January 29, 2010

at de doctras

a ol man wos morryed tu a yung wuman

thay wos at de doctras fer a chekub an de doctra seys - ol man i nead a samble af yur pess an shet

de ol man louks et hiz yung wive an seys - wha ded he sey

de yung wive roles hir iiis an seys

doctra seys he wans a pare af yur undrapants

we i wos avin a shet

i wos avin a shet en de toylet af arbeys fasd foud tuday

man en cubeckel nex dour seys -helo m8 howe ar yu

UH

- i seys im olrite m8

he seys ets nat a bad dey tuday es et

UH

- i seys ya et mite rane lader

nex theng he seys - so wha ar yu ub tu m8

UH

- i seys im jus aven a shet m8

nex theng he seys - sorey m8 i av tu cal yu bak sum cund en de cubeckel nex dour ansers evarytheng i assk


fuken UH

de axersise gymneseum

i wos at a axersise gymneseum wunce yu kno an i spaynt a hole huor at wun mashene

et dun evorytheng









sneckers..mors bors..melky weys....rowlows...

shoud i gif up smoken

sumwun tolt mi tha et mite stund mi groth an et mite bee unhalethy fer mi

bu i dunno cos i thenk et maks mi louk coul

wha du yu thenk evorywun






Wednesday, January 27, 2010

has enywun gat pus cumen frum ther beley buton


it dond raley tast tu baad aftra bout de secund mowthful ets nat as baad as et louks

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

de skaryesd felm evor

i wos niver sow skared as tha felm bout de anorexicks en de hauledey cemp cos et giv mi nitemears fer weaks aftra seang wha kan haben wen yu dond wan 2 ete foud


i thenk et wos caled oustwich - de natseys an de fineal sowlushon
dere wumans

ets valendines dey tuday cos ets janaury 26ht an a vary romandic dey an im vary romandic so enywon af yus wumen plees morry mi tuday


cos im saad an loanley
bes theng aboud liposukshon meetballs es yu dond raley nead mush toemarto saus

whas blak an wite an red al ovar

a pengwen hecked up wit a hadchet




Monday, January 25, 2010

im goen on rale dite

im goen on rale dite

ive starded alredy



im goen 2 keap drenkin an drenkin dite drenks al dey an nite untel i git slim enuff 2 skeese out me huse dore



de moor yu drenk de slemmer yu get

trixs liposukshon meetbals


hu wans tu tri trixs hoam maed meetbals? ther vary halethy an 100% orgenik cos ther maed frum liposukshon on me



onestley ther raley delishsus tu ete an recomanded fer a kalary cuntroled dite

get 1 now bfor i ate thim al meself
cumon leydeys i dond kare ef yur fat tu or ugeley cos im aveylabel @ $10 /haur fer secks


trix - de sluds slud



bom skare

i foun a sanwitsh bu et had 2 wyres comen frum et

i wos jus abou tu ete et bu than i remambrad te cartunes wit bugs buney an te xpolden bom en hiz mowth


waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh i thot tu miself meybe osmaber ben layden thru et awey

sow i wrang de poelese an som dumy ansered tha cooden tolk rite

i seys poelese halp i av foun a sanwitsh wit 2 wyres steken frum et du yu thenk ets a bom ...


...poeleseman asted mi ef et was ticken


sow i luked bu et wos beaf uh

mi dawgs gat no noos

mi dawgs gat no noos

-uh- howe dos he smel

FUKEN RATTAN

wha han du yu use to clene yur arrrrs


somwun asted mi bu i dond raley kno ef thes es mi rite han or lefd han

wha han es et